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The One-Year Adventure of a Lifetime
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It's Time to Live Your Life.
Every now and then, a life comes around that is too good to keep under wraps. This person has lived, and dreamed, and done, incredible things. This is the kind of person who, walking by, positively radiates peace, joy, and drive. They create a happier world with every heartbeat. You look at them and say, "Wow. Now, this person has truly lived."
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This person is you. And wherever you are now—in the womb, a small child, a teenager, an adult, a senior citizen, who wants to leave a lasting legacy—I am here to tell you, you have so much to give.
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And life—your life—a journey to the past, present, and future—is the most spectacular thing, and the greatest gift I could give.
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The Life of Your Dreams
I'm here to tell you about the life of your dreams. It's the great American essay. Spoiler alert—it's already happened. It's the great American road trip. It's the story of your life. It's a place where you can wake up every day, and feel good about your life. Feel the incredible urge to create. Wake up with a freshly-brewed mug of coffee, fresh-squeezed OJ, slip on your bathrobe and wander into the great outdoors, and spend the day as you want to spend it. Because the truth is, this isn't just the vacation of your dreams, it's the world of your dreams, the life of your dreams. And your vacation doesn't just end there—the feel-good vibes continue all through your life, as you get ready to take a great leap forward.
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You ready? So let's get going.
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So who am I? Well, there's a pretty good chance you've seen me "around town." But for those of you who aren't quite in the know—Let me tell you a little bit about myself.
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Founder & CMEO at Me™
As a starry-eyed kid with a Dad who worked for Disney, I grew up in the worlds of event planning and love of global travel. I simultaneously fostered this whiel foudning a great love of story. What I found, growing up, was my greatest love was helping others find their own story. (And give them incredible experiences they'd be talking about for the rest of their lives.)
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Your every experience has been me-ticulously planned. From the moment you receive your first storyteller's guide in the email, to lift-off, to landing, to every single day of your incredible trip, each and every one of you is treated to the incredible VIP experience—your MEVP—helping you to unleash your epic self.
What Everyone Gets
Each day you receive:
How it Works - The Me Perspective™
The entire Adventure of a Lifetime™ takes you from where you are, and re-ignites your childhood spirit. Over the course of the program, you will get to re-live (coming from an adult perspective) your young first experiences, such as stepping into school for the first time in a long time, or perhaps for the first time (if you've never had the thrill of experiencing this), your first classes, first rush of growing up through elementary and junior high school, that strange thing called adolescence—first crush, first kiss. The program is segmented so you can choose your exact stopping point. After all, if you're a 7-year-old (or a 7-year-old's parent), you might not want to be reading about a first kiss. I believe in specializatino and customization, and meeting you exactly where you are. On the other hand, you might find that this information prepares you for what you encounter—remember, I'm a master teacher.
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And I encourage you not to rush through with the thought of reaching a certain milestone or destination. YOu will find that it truly is all about the journey. Everything has been metciiuously crafted, over the course of hundreds fo thousands of hours, and many, many students—read through this, and know that from first kiss you'll reach high school, university, a thriving career, getting married, and eventually senior citizenship. Here is the brief month-to-month snapshot, (as you read through the bird's eye view, the names will become more clear) with the general age divisions:
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JOY - Starting Point | Early Childhood
AWE - Early Childhood
STEP - Kindergarten/Early Elementary
CLOCK - Early Elementary
NOW - Early Elementary/Middle Elementary
DEEZ - Middle Elementary
NEW - Late Elementary
FRUE - Junior High
QUARCH - High School
SPRING BREAK - High School
SPRILL - New Adult (University)
MAY - Adult/Middle-Age/Senior/End-of-Life
JUNE - Rebirth
JOY - Starting Point & Conclusion
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And just in case you're impatient, I've put here some handy-dandy links to skip through to each segment.
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Or, if you're already ready to book the greatest thing you've ever done in your life, and might ever you do in your life—here is your magic link, there for you, big and bright: :)
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Just remember: One Year. 365 Transformative Days. What kind of value do you put on your Life? :)
We enter from different stages of our life. Why should every story be the same?
Welcome Back!
Now is the time to have the greatest spring break of your life. You experienced what it was like to have spring break on your Discovery Retreat. Now, the ante is upped, as not only do you travel to your island, you get to break off and experience all these places across the world. If I don't have sponsors by now to allow you to do this, my name is benedict Arnold. I'm Disney after all! :D Your every experience has been me-ticulously planned. From the moment you receive your first storyteller's guide in the email, to lift-off, to landing, to every single day of your incredible trip, each and every one of you is treated to the incredible VIP experience—your MEVP—helping you to unleash your epic self.
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Here is the first segment, taking you from where you are, to the greatest night of your life. Here are your options:
ENTER UNIVERSITY - SPRILL!
Welcome to College! There are a bevy of options. here's what you'll be learning at college, with all of your electives:
Welco(me)!
I can't begin to say how thrilled I am that you've chosen to spend your Winter Break here with Me! During your time alone here, I trust you won't be too reckless in your revelry...
-A (Me)ssage from The Creator
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Alone with Me
Wake up in your lodgings at Me, or safe and warm at ho(me). That's the Magic of Me™—wherever you go, you'll always have a place to stay in your own heart, you know. After you've rested and re-charged, gotten up from your warm bunk, go out and explore. You have the place to yourself! Head into the Me Park!
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Snow Day! Into the Woods!
There's a fine powder falling. (Trust me, if you've never seen snow...everyone needs to delight in snow, at least once in their life. And this is not just any snow.) Head off into the formerly-Petrified Forest, now thorougly chillified. Live the life of a poet, go ice fishing in the main stream. Hear a voice calling you from a deep in a chasm, and rescue the hairy beast who lives there. Is he the Missing Link you've always been searching for? Help him find a new home.
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The Janitor, the Wheel...and the King of Me?
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The Wheel of Life
You head into the Me Park, and the wonderful thing is, you have the place to yourself. There are no lines. You can ride the Super Hydroxy Roller Coaster and take the Zip Line to your heart's delight. You can even ride down the STring Cheese Slicers—no wait! You can even peer up at the Wheel of LIfe, as you pine for a ride (get it?)—and here a giggle coming from the top, from Ava, the best friend in your life. You can't figure out how this thing works. It seems you need an operator, to be the proper age to ride.
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The Curious Case of the School of Trades, the Crown Prince of Me, & the Weeping Waif
For some reason, you find yourself drawn to the School of Trades. It is curiously, ingloriously displayed: hammers, screws, nails, and all sorts of tools stuck up on the walls, used car tires, even toilet seats. Follow the noise to the "Throne Room," where a boy is crying out to his Dad, asking him to just be Cool, for once. It turns out to be Ashoka, who claimed he was "King of the Elephants" in the Opening Day Parade!
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It turns out that Ash's dad is, in fact, "Mr. D", the janitor. He's always swept his broom, but we've never paid him any notice. Who knew someone dressed so shabbily could be so cool? He takes us out to the Wheel and lets us know the true nature of our careers and paths in life, our endless possibilities. As we learn about the ins and outs of plumbing, fixing leaky gaskets, keeping things clean, we have a crazy idea—why not welcome all our friends back for the new semester, by decorating Me?
Streaking through the Superstore—Resolutions—Happy New Year, Eve!
We run through the Superstore, pickingi up all sorts of fun things, banners, garlands, odds & ends & basic & throughly unnecessary necessities. Sorry, Mr. Koko! Oh well! Good thing we have a me-sterious Me-nefactor here at Me! After decorating, we can lay back and relax, looking at the fun world we've created. We make serious New Year's resolutions, and pinky swear we'll always be there for each other. And we just can't wait—we are SO ready for the next Sea-ME-ster! :D
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The School of Education
When you grow up, as you prepare for parenting, they always say the best way to truly learn something is to become a teacher. You've learned enough, now. You have a new charge: your students.
The School of Education
The Greatest Month, the Greatest Game, the Greatest Me of All!
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Enter the School
Welcome to the School of Education! Here in this amazing place you will find that it's a whole new adventure, as you undergo your teacher training. You'll learn: Maslow's Pyramid of Self-Actualization, the Windows of Opportunity, Howard Gardner's Multiple Styles of Learning
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Student Teaching
You'll get to teach the new students who are coming into Me every year. This is a course that would normally cost you something like $20,000 to go to the School of Education—well, I did that, and I am a Master Teacher, and I am giving this to you for free.
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Your Baby
This is a highlight that we hear people just rave and rave about. What better way to learn how to teach, and teach how to learn...than by having your own child?
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The Book Fair
As the year is coming to a close, it's time to prepare the stories you've been working on the whole year. Your young charges are coming to the book fair, coming to the stage now—and YOU'RE the one standing on the stage, and giving your signature!
The Epochal Lips
The World's Great BioBlitz
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A Whole New World
This is an incredible place. What looks liek a patch of dirt, you quicklyl realize is the ultimate playground for the world you create. In the School of Science, you learn that along with the established Kingdoms of Plantae, Animalia, Fungae, Protista, You and Our-Bacteria, there are Inanimata and Alienata and Impossibilita. You've always been fascinated by Giant Pandas and the Blue Whale—now's the time to realize that we can save them ! You'll create brand new htings.
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Stomping Out New Roads
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city, searching for all the creatures that you've always wanted to see, and discovering new ones along the way. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory. yOu always dreamed of creating a new house—well, now's your chance!
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"Saving the Elephants"
You finally reveal your heart to Ava. You reveal your biggest dreams, how you wanted to start an elephant orphanage, donate all your pro-me's to charity, really make a difference. And Ashoka pops up—what his he doing here??? So you build the beginning of this elephant orphanage, dig up your time capsules, plant your orchard full of fruits and ginkgos that you know will eventually bear fruit.
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Oh, No! Looks Like We
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
To Africa with Bumba!
The World's Great BioBlitz
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A Whole New World
This is an incredible place. What looks liek a patch of dirt, you quicklyl realize is the ultimate playground for the world you create. In the School of Science, you learn that along with the established Kingdoms of Plantae, Animalia, Fungae, Protista, You and Our-Bacteria, there are Inanimata and Alienata and Impossibilita. You've always been fascinated by Giant Pandas and the Blue Whale—now's the time to realize that we can save them ! You'll create brand new htings.
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Stomping Out New Roads
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city, searching for all the creatures that you've always wanted to see, and discovering new ones along the way. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory. yOu always dreamed of creating a new house—well, now's your chance!
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"Saving the Elephants"
You finally reveal your heart to Ava. You reveal your biggest dreams, how you wanted to start an elephant orphanage, donate all your pro-me's to charity, really make a difference. And Ashoka pops up—what his he doing here??? So you build the beginning of this elephant orphanage, dig up your time capsules, plant your orchard full of fruits and ginkgos that you know will eventually bear fruit.
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Oh, No! Looks Like We
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
To India with Wish!
The World's Great BioBlitz
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A Whole New World
This is an incredible place. What looks liek a patch of dirt, you quicklyl realize is the ultimate playground for the world you create. In the School of Science, you learn that along with the established Kingdoms of Plantae, Animalia, Fungae, Protista, You and Our-Bacteria, there are Inanimata and Alienata and Impossibilita. You've always been fascinated by Giant Pandas and the Blue Whale—now's the time to realize that we can save them ! You'll create brand new htings.
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Stomping Out New Roads
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city, searching for all the creatures that you've always wanted to see, and discovering new ones along the way. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory. yOu always dreamed of creating a new house—well, now's your chance!
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"Saving the Elephants"
You finally reveal your heart to Ava. You reveal your biggest dreams, how you wanted to start an elephant orphanage, donate all your pro-me's to charity, really make a difference. And Ashoka pops up—what his he doing here??? So you build the beginning of this elephant orphanage, dig up your time capsules, plant your orchard full of fruits and ginkgos that you know will eventually bear fruit.
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Oh, No! Looks Like We
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
To Russia with Boggs & Baba!
The World's Great BioBlitz
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A Whole New World
This is an incredible place. What looks liek a patch of dirt, you quicklyl realize is the ultimate playground for the world you create. In the School of Science, you learn that along with the established Kingdoms of Plantae, Animalia, Fungae, Protista, You and Our-Bacteria, there are Inanimata and Alienata and Impossibilita. You've always been fascinated by Giant Pandas and the Blue Whale—now's the time to realize that we can save them ! You'll create brand new htings.
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Stomping Out New Roads
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city, searching for all the creatures that you've always wanted to see, and discovering new ones along the way. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory. yOu always dreamed of creating a new house—well, now's your chance!
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"Saving the Elephants"
You finally reveal your heart to Ava. You reveal your biggest dreams, how you wanted to start an elephant orphanage, donate all your pro-me's to charity, really make a difference. And Ashoka pops up—what his he doing here??? So you build the beginning of this elephant orphanage, dig up your time capsules, plant your orchard full of fruits and ginkgos that you know will eventually bear fruit.
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Oh, No! Looks Like We
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
Across the World, with Java & Austin!
The World's Great BioBlitz
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Cape Canaveral
This is an incredible place. What looks liek a patch of dirt, you quicklyl realize is the ultimate playground for the world you create. In the School of Science, you learn that along with the established Kingdoms of Plantae, Animalia, Fungae, Protista, You and Our-Bacteria, there are Inanimata and Alienata and Impossibilita. You've always been fascinated by Giant Pandas and the Blue Whale—now's the time to realize that we can save them ! You'll create brand new htings.
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Pirates of the Caribbean
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city, searching for all the creatures that you've always wanted to see, and discovering new ones along the way. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory. yOu always dreamed of creating a new house—well, now's your chance!
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Through South America & Angel Falls
You finally reveal your heart to Ava. You reveal your biggest dreams, how you wanted to start an elephant orphanage, donate all your pro-me's to charity, really make a difference. And Ashoka pops up—what his he doing here??? So you build the beginning of this elephant orphanage, dig up your time capsules, plant your orchard full of fruits and ginkgos that you know will eventually bear fruit.
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The Atlantic Current
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
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Hyperborea
it's F-REEZING UP HERE!!!!
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Return to Me!
We hear the school bell ring, and hear people running toward our Paradise. We take out the mighty All-Mond, and fit Paradise in our Pocket, so we always have it in our Back Pocket. We plant the Seed. We look up at the Rocket. "Wow." And just before they reach us, Ava (or Lucy) loks at me and steals something wonderful, just for a second...my first
QUARCH
ImagiMe and the Final Battle to Save all of Me
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Begin to Discover Yourself
Now that you and Ava are officially an "item", and you've taken Tardy into the Me-dical Wing and Hospitality Haven and Veterinary Hospital, and Nurse Joy is deep in her training, you have been spending more and more time together. Everythign seems just peachy, as you prepare to transition into high school. But something just seems like it's missing..you know you have to save Lucy.
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Release Your Inner Spirit! Find your True ImagiMe!
In order to do this, you'll have to dig deeper into yourself than you ever thought possible, thorugh all your classes. here are the classes you'll be taking this quarter; continuing to develop in the Carnival, in the School of Science, developing your Language Arts. You'll team up and discover the magical Oriyo, which you received back at the beginning, even though it's your individual eternal spirit, is really about coming together as a team.
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Enter Bridget
You've often herad about finding the "Bridge to Clarity," about things being Abridged for Clarity in the Discovery Retreat. Well, now you finally realize where the name come from, and where all the mysterious falling pages have been coming from. She says she comes from the Real Land, and she has been the Narrator for your story. She has some strange advice: stay away from Lucy. Because her father is the divine Dagda, and she has seen the prophecy. (What you'll learn through the course of the year: all these multicultural things!!! :D
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Why? The Furthering, the Deep Fathoming, and the Gyms
You wonder why. Even as you progress from exciting clash from gym to gym that You has s(have) built, from Baba to Wish to Bumba, the Beauty Gym, you just wish you didn't have to fight.
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Pancakes, Waffle Day, and the Shadow Temple
You've been waffling back and forth about what to do. As the darkness increasingly encroaches and spreads out from Lucy's like Hi-Rule's castle (just as Mom and the prophecy predicted), you go into the Temple, whose beautiful, hallowed walls ahve been increasingly taken over. And you know exactly what you have to do.
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Cross the Drawbridge!
When you reach Lucy's castle the first thing you have to do is make it across the drawbridge, which Lucy has booby-trapped with all his terrible creations! Do Battle! Can you outrick them?
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Lucy's Castle
First you'll have to fight off Lucy's minions: Baron, Boggs, Morgan, and so on. .This Csatle is strange...it's a little like the one you grew up in.
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The Final Battle!
You finally take on the Big Bos—Lucy! He soars like Ragnarok, liek Sephiroth! He holds the Keys to the kingdom, the Keys to you r hEart! Just when things are looking lost, Ava sacrifcies herself.
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Peace At Last1 The End of the Battle, and the World is Quarched!
You enter into yoru final clash. You end in a stalemate, wrestling, but finally drive the shadow out of Lucy, once and for all. Dr. Quarx comes rushing in, and all of the teachers, proudly announcing that the Great Battle has ended, and the deep passions that have riveted and riven the World at last is Quarched.
On to Your Next Adventure!
Spring Break is right around the Corner...
Many, many years ago, someone came up with "The Great Game." This term has been jockeyed back and forth over the years, across many rabid and raucous fanbases, across many counties, states and nations, oceans and villages. It has been applied to various sports. But there has never been a sport that has so taken the general, global imagination.
It's quite simple.
Ever heard the phrase, "Just take the ball, and run with it"?
Here are the steps: It all begins with a simple ball. This is the Imagiball. Simply scrunch up a piece of paper, or use our professional ball. Throw it up, and watch the different colored balls come out. Pass it to each other, and with each ball launched there is a new wad of paper. First to the greatest story wins! You can like it or love it, and everyone is a participant. You can be the carrier (i.e. the sporty type) or simply sit in your seat and participate as a creative spirit.
And just like that, you've undertaken an incredible journey. From your first dream at the Discovery Retreat, to your Ordinary World and Call to Adventure, to Meeting your Mentor and your Friends and Allies in this Very Special World, your first month at Me—Steptember—is already over!
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