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A True Story
The Adventure of a Lifetime—Mine!
Leave Your Ordinary World, Take a Spin on the Wheel of Life, Attend the World's First Academy Where You Can Learn Truly Anything, Launch Your Career, Retire & Thrive—Whoever You Are, Kid, Teen, Adult or Senior,
It's Time to Give Yourself the Gift of a Lifetime!
It's Time to Live Your Life.
Every now and then, a life comes around that is too good to keep under wraps. This person has lived, and dreamed, and done, incredible things. This is the kind of person who, walking by, positively radiates peace, joy, and drive. They create a happier world with every heartbeat. You look at them and say, "Wow. Now, this person has truly lived." And—I'd like to take that car for a ride!"
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This person is you. And wherever you are now—in the womb, a small child, a tween, a teen, an adult, a senior citizen, who wants to leave a lasting legacy—I am here to tell you, you have so much more to give than you've ever realized.
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And life—your life—a journey to the past, present, and future—is the most spectacular thing, and the greatest gift I could give.
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So don't be afraid. Put the pedal to the metal, and trace your own fantastic timeline.
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Let's ride.
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Life Is Not A Game To Be Played.
Because it's way, way, WAY better than that. You don't want to go living your life as though you were just a board or video game player. A side bit in some Pixar, or "indie" auteur film, or Disney movie, who might hear their voice off screen, and then slowly creep into the frame, and deliver one eminently forgettable line.
You want to be the central character. You want to be the dice-roller. You want to deliver the unforgettable line.
You want to go down in history. You're tired of laying low. There are all these dreams you've had, places you've wanted to go, things deep in your soul, you've just wanted to know.
Or maybe you just wish you had more time.
Time to go back and learn the things you never learned at school, time to make amends to long-lost friends, say that really clever thing you wish you'd said.
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Maybe you want to be a kid again. Experience that first blush, first crush, first butterflies.
Maybe you're 5. Or 50. Or 105, craving the last great thrill of your life.
Because, baby, as long as we're still alive, we're gonna ride high.
Presented by Austin Diamond,
Founder & CMEO at Me™
As a starry-eyed kid with a Dad who worked for Disney, I grew up in the City of Angels, in the worlds of event planning and soul-awakening global travel. I found my great love of story from a Mom who spent her days telling stories, whether on the stage, or giving award-winning speeches for the state of Kentucky, and came to LA when she was a young adult. What I found, growing up, is that I had several big dreams: to be a scientist, an artist, a teacher, an astronaut, a doctor, an athlete, a big-wig author, standing on the stage, giving a speech—but I discovered, standing on that stage, that my greatest love was helping others find their own story. (And give them incredible experiences they'd be talking about for the rest of their lives.) And in doing so, achieve the wildest dream I had, which humanity has been working toward since the dawn of history: achieve world peace, once and for all, by sharing the incredible stories that define us, and give every person the tools they need to live their richest, fullest, freedom-filled, joyful and laughter-filled life.
Features
Your every experience has been me-ticulously planned. From the moment you receive your first storyteller's guide in the email, to lift-off, to landing, to every single day of your incredible trip, each and every one of you is treated to the incredible VIP experience—your MEVP—helping you to unleash your epic self.
What Everyone Gets
Each day you receive:
How it Works - The Me Perspective™
The entire Adventure of a Lifetime™ takes you from where you are, and re-ignites your childhood spirit. Over the course of the program, you will get to re-live (coming from an adult perspective) your young first experiences, such as stepping into school for the first time in a long time, or perhaps for the first time (if you've never had the thrill of experiencing this), your first classes, first rush of growing up through elementary and junior high school, that strange thing called adolescence—first crush, first kiss. The program is segmented so you can choose your exact stopping point. After all, if you're a 7-year-old (or a 7-year-old's parent), you might not want to be reading about a first kiss. I believe in specialization and customization, and meeting you exactly where you are.
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On the other hand, if you've already reached adulthood, or let's say, are starting to grow (or lose) some gray hairs in unexpected places, I encourage you not to rush through with the thought of reaching a certain milestone or destination. Or think something is too childish. You will find that it truly is all about the journey. We all were children once. A lifetime is cumulative. Everything has been me-ticulously crafted, over the course of hundreds of thousands of hours, and many, many students—read through this, and know that from your first creative stab, you'll reach high school, university, a thriving career, getting married, and eventually proud senior citizenship. And a life well-lived. Here is the brief month-to-month snapshot, (as you read through the bird's eye view, the names will become more clear) with the general age divisions:
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JOY - Starting Point | Early Childhood
AWE - Early Childhood
STEP - Kindergarten/Early Elementary
CLOCK - Early Elementary
NOW - Early Elementary/Middle Elementary
DEEZ - Middle Elementary
NEW - Late Elementary
FRUE - Junior High
QUARCH - High School
SPRING BREAK - High School
SPRILL - New Adult (University)
MAY - Adult/Middle-Age/Senior/End-of-Life
JUNE - Rebirth
JOY - Starting Point & Conclusion
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And just in case you're impatient, I've put here some handy-dandy links to skip through to each segment.
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Or, if you're already ready to book the greatest thing you've ever done in your life, and might ever you do in your life—here is your magic button below, there for you, big and bright. :)
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Just remember: One Year. 365 Transformative Days.
What kind of value do you put on your Life? :)
We enter from different stages of our life. Why should every story be the same?
The Bird's Eye View - Your Perfect Life™ Itinerary
Your every experience has been me-ticulously planned. From the moment you receive your first storyteller's guide in the email, to lift-off, to landing, to every single day of your incredible trip, each and every one of you is treated to the incredible VIP experience—your MEVP—helping you to unleash your epic self.
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Here is the first segment, taking you from where you are, to the greatest night of your life.
Clocktober
From the Moment You Sign Up...You Know This Is Different
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The Book Fair
Welcome back to Clocktober! Fall is here! You've been writing your story throughout the year, and here's your chance to come back together and see the stories you've written so far. We've brought in some famous authors to speak for you, sign their books, you to meet, and draw inspiration from in the fair's various parts: Science, Science Fiction, History, the Haunted Heights, the Main Stream, and more—all culminating in a surprise author reading you won't stop talking about !
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The Fall Festival
Now that Fall is here, there's a surprise announcement from the Creator: a Fall Festival! There will be a Baking Contest, Costume Contest, Pumpkin-Growing Contest, Grand Masquerade Ball, and unnamed Challenge in a Race against the Clock. There's so many things to chose from, so many things to win..which will you choose first?
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Baking with Chef Broq
What will be your entry in the Bake Sale? You'll learn how to make the perfect Devil's Food Cake, Angel Cake, Blueberry Cobbler, Unicorn Cake, Chocolate Souffle? It's up to YOU to choose your entry!
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Branding with Mrs. Buzbee
Now that you have your baking contest entry, it's off to the SIMBEE to figure out how to package it. After all, you can have the best brownies in the world, but would you just pick up a random one off the street?
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Transcending with Miss Ten
Back with Miss Ten in the Fractal Forest, it's time to learn about that most elusive of numbers, which some say goes on infinitely, some call transcendent, and simply cannot be pinned down: Pi. And in the spirit of the season, Miss Ten has a simple objective for you: pin down Pi, as much as you can.
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Costume Crafting on Fashion Island/Mask-Making with Miss P
Enter the School of Fashion and Design! Governed by Mr. Beast and Mrs. Beauty, you'll craft your own costumes (after your previous ones were destroyed by the devil on your shoulder, Lucy).
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The Masquerade
It's the night of the big Party! Head over to the Masquerade, where surprises are in store around ever corner. What else would you expect? This is a night of magic, and mischief, and merry-making, after all!
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Trick or Treating
Browse through your neighborhood and collect your goodie bags. There is a trail of colored candies leading to a creaky, open door....
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Dr. Quarx
Enter the Forest!
You've finally entered the Mad Laboratory of Me's resident quack—Dr. Quarx. Check out the strange things bubbling in his lab.
Something has happened with the Forest. The trees that should have filled with scarlet, gold, pumpkins, all the glorious colors of fall, are gray and sere, blowing in the aching, dark wind, now. Lucy scares you. Oh, brave traveler, What will you do, now?
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The Quarks
As you walk alone, you'll discover that the mysterious candy trail you followed were actually quarks. Meet these basic building blocks of all reality, as interesting as they are strange: Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top and Bottom (Look it up! These are their real names, you know!) You'll meet Dr. Quarx, and hatch a plan to restore the Forest.
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The Mad Race Back! Return before the Clock Strikes 12!
Hope comes to pick you up. Return just in time for the Masquerade, and end Clocktober with the most fulfilling climax!
And this is just the beginning. Part of the joy of traveling is being continually surprised. We can't release all our secrets...
NOWVEMBER
Put the Pedal to the Metal: Strike for the World, While the Iron Is Hot!
Stage of Life: Where You Are
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Elections
Congratulations! Your exploits in the Petrified Forest and Masquerade did not go unnoticed. You are now among the favorites to win the role of President in Me's schoolwide elections. Too bad you don't have any idea how to actually win it....
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The Tournament
Now that you've figured out what your "story" is, you'll compete against the other candidates. What—did you think this would be easy? You are now drawn into a bracket (perfect for fans of March Madness), and have to make your way through the ranks, winning the support of your fellow students to our political party, pulling no punches.
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Crash Course Communications
In the School of Communications, you'll undergo a rigorous training on how to effectively run an election. You'll learn how to see things from others' perspectives, compellingly debate, and come up with your origin story, one that people will always be drawn to.
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Election Day
The battle is over, and it's time for the final vote. Bite your nails...see who's won the rose!
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School of Law: The Student Body
Enter the School of LAW, or the High Courts, where you run the Studnet Council. You had a crazily enormous idea—why not draw new meaning to the term "Student Body?" After all, we all are a sum of our parts....
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Stomping Out New Roads
Part of the promise of Me was its proximity to your biggest dreams...the fact that, from the very start, it was a Paradise in the making. Now, with your newly-created student Body, stomp out new roads and expand its borders, honing it further and further into exactly your Reality.
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Community Service
Once you've done enough for yourself, you start to realize, it's time to do something for someone else. With your story spreading far and wide, people want to see you, to meet you, certainly to write to you. As you rejoice in your fan mail, start to hatch a plan to help people who so far haven't been able to help themselves—become the hero, to millions of people all around the world.
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The Rescue Mission
Break into the lower reaches of Me and steal away in the getaway Me-hicle. Burst through the Bubble Dome, and visit your own house and neighborhood again, as well as the living rooms of your friends. Take a trip with them across the world, stopping in at the places that need the most help, the MIddle East, Madagascar, those far-flung places that people little know, and finally stop at the World Government, before finally returning home.
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The Grand Thanksgiving Feast!
All your friends and faculty who couldn't make the journey. Gobble gobble gobble up all the turkey and cranberry stuffing you can, celebrate a job well done, and sleep peacefully.
These Embers (Part 1)
Enter the School of Stars: Shine Bright, Make Your Mark!
Stage of Life: Growing Up (Or Down)
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The Best Time of My Life
With Nowvember's great victory, you've never felt better. You've done well for yourself, and even better for your community. You've feasted on life, and things can only get better. And, would you know it—they DO! Enjoy your first trip up to the Observatory and Planetarium, gaze at the miracle of the meteor, stay up late catching up with all the classes you've missed, just one word of warning—don't overdo it!! 8-D
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Auditions
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Sick
Sometimes our greatest moments are met with great crashes, or at least, sickness—the common flu. Good thing you have friends and family now who care deeply for you, who are always waiting around the corner for you, with a warm bowl of Mr. Campbell's, or chicken noodle soup. (These inoculations prevent relapses, you know.)
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Rehearsals
Your best friend alerts you to a notice. The School of Stars is holding auditions for Me's great holiday extravaganza, the Winter Pageant. Step on in, and be handed your lines—don't freak out, conquer your stage fright—just do it!
It turns out you made it.
But not quite in the role you were hoping for.
Anyway, that little imports. Take on your new role with pizazz, practicing deep into the night, striding the halls, with those half-empty pages on one side, realizing something just...doesn't...seem...right.
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The Winter Page-Ant
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The Creation
Collect your new pages, and realize something vibrant...the pages have only been printed on one side, because this play was yours the whole time. YOU were meant to create it!
Now, create and star in the roles you've always dreamed of. Create your new story, create your new sets. Rehearse it. Rivet yourself in your Dress Rehearsal, and get ready for Opening Night!
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Opening Night
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The Afterparty
Everyone at school is watching. Which role are you playing? The Narrator? the Star? The shrinking wallflower? No matter! When the curtain rises, you will proceed, and it might stink, or swim, but most of all, you will realize it's all you! And you will sing!
It was all a little nerve-wracking. After all these years, you never thought you would actually perform in a play. But you're a little relieived, a little sad it's all over. That is, until someone new comes into the scene...The Agent. And she has an idea to do something really, really BIG....because all this, was really just Act I......
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The Grand Tour
Your every experience has been me-ticulously planned. From the moment you slip out of Me, head into your local neighborhood, out into your local town, village, and meet the mayor of your city, you are handed the key to your own destiny. From there, as you embark on a statewide-tour, meeting your state officials, to a countrywide tour, out to the Big Apple, where they say dreams never sleep, out across the world, and out of the world spreading your message into the galaxy for all who have ears and eyes and hearts to hear it, to see it, to feel it...well...here's just a little sneak peek of the exciting places you're going, and lives you're soon to be living!
ACT II:
Out From Me, and into Your Local Community!
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Re-Acquaint Yourself With Home
You've been away for quite a while, and in that time, your community and you have surely grown. Take some time to re-introduce yourself to all your neighbors, the people you've passed on the street, but have never really known. Print some tickets, set up a lemonade stand, and let them know you're throwing a little neighborhood block party. Show them yourself your new documentary, so they can see for yourself how much you've grown.
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Step Into the City
From your humble neighborhood, you've started a grassroots movement, a real "move-me". Watch it expand as you move from block to block out into your village, your town, watch it spread throughout your hill, vale, desert valley, and into your local stretch of city. We've partnered with cities across the world so that when the time comes—remember that Parade you dreamed at the beginning?—you will be holding the key to the City, and everyone will be coming into your, and their, true glory.
ACT III:
The Road Trip! Up & Down Your State, Across the Country!
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County Fair to Fair Weather
Out from your City, it's time to head on to the County Fair and State Fair, knocking off stepping stones all along the way, which we here at Me have perfectly placed to build confidence. The wonderful thing is, once you've "proven" yourself at the "lower" levels, it's like the whole world opens its gates.
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The Big Apple
Off we go! Here we are in New York, the City That Never Sleeps, on the Great White Way, which you'll re-christen the Great Rainbow Way. Your fame has spread far and wide—you'll no longer be knocking at the doors of Oprah Winfrey, Penguin Random House, Jimmy Fallon—they'll all be knocking at your door, eager to meet you.
ACT IV, V & (............)
In Which the World (and Universe) Start to Call Your Name
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The World Tour
If it is possible for there to be any greater high than performing on the stage in NYC, we've achieved it for you here at Me. Out from the Big Happle, can only happen the incredible—your films and performances spreading across the world, you appearing at festivals, in your favorite dresses and tuxedos.
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Into the Universe
You've made it from Me, to your neighborhood, to city, state, world. The next step (logically) is to head out-of-this-world...but is that even possible?? Well, surely you can answer that by now...;) If you can dream it, you can do it! After all, it's much later in time, now, than when you're reading this, now....
The Closing Keynote & Gala
Congratulations! You've made it! To the end of the first Try-me-ster, and there's still so much more to explore. If you've attended the Discovery Retreat Going-Away Party, Steptember's Homecoming, the Grand Masquerade, the Grand Feast (not to mention all the other daily celebrations), you're well-aware that here at Me, we like partying (thanks Dad)! :) ("You don't ahve to worry, you don't hve to rush, our song!" :D Well—you've never seen a party quite like this. Eggnog, brandied apples, thick roist joints of meat. And a keynote from none other than the Creator, signaling how far you've come. This is the biggest party you've ever seen. Celebrate with your cohort. Share your presents!
And if you're coming back for the next Quarter (which I'm sure you all are)—take some time to enjoy this riveting, much-enjoyable Winter Break!
Trust me—you won't want to miss this! :D
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